Matezoide
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Post by Matezoide on Nov 16, 2011 20:39:20 GMT -5
Parents name child Dovahkiin, get free Bethesda games for life Back in February, Bethesda provided fans with a Skyrim challenge: have a baby on 11-11-11, name him or her Dovahkiin, and the studio would give the parents free Bethesda games for life. Today, it was announced that Megan and Eric Kellermeyer met the challenge when Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer was born on Friday at 6:08pm PST. How nerdily-awesome is that? Congratulations to the happy couple, as we really hope the little Dragonborn isn’t teased too much growing up. www.vg247.com/2011/11/16/parents-name-child-dovahkiin-get-free-bethesda-games-for-life/I posses mixed feelings regarding that...hey,free games are cool,right? ;D |
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Post by Power NeXus on Nov 16, 2011 21:03:36 GMT -5
I feel sorry for the kid.
Hope he finds a good nickname early on.
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Post by Supreme Marvel on Nov 16, 2011 21:03:44 GMT -5
He's going to be beaten up in school.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on Nov 16, 2011 23:49:16 GMT -5
These retarded parents should have their kid taken away.  |
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Post by Power NeXus on Nov 17, 2011 14:49:24 GMT -5
These retarded parents should have their kid taken away. People need liscences to drive and fly. Why can't we make people get liscences before they can raise children? |
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Post by Phantom Stargrave on Nov 17, 2011 15:15:47 GMT -5
These retarded parents should have their kid taken away. People need liscences to drive and fly. Why can't we make people get liscences before they can raise children? Because then NO ONE would have kids. Good for the parents. I think you're mildly retarded but hey, if it makes you happy whatever. I feel sory for the kid though. And this one doesn't have the excuse of his dad being a rock star.  |
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Post by Power NeXus on Nov 17, 2011 15:21:42 GMT -5
People need liscences to drive and fly. Why can't we make people get liscences before they can raise children? Because then NO ONE would have kids. I think I just solved our overpopulation problem!  |
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Post by Phantom Stargrave on Nov 17, 2011 15:29:48 GMT -5
LOL But then who will keep the video game industry going???  |
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Matezoide
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Post by Matezoide on Nov 17, 2011 16:08:51 GMT -5
If only the little Dovahkiin could play the free games....
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Post by Crom-Cruach on Nov 17, 2011 19:02:34 GMT -5
Because then NO ONE would have kids. you're saying that like it's a bad thing  And parents needing licenses to have kids is the kind of thing I'm 100% behind. |
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Post by Phantom Stargrave on Nov 17, 2011 19:10:59 GMT -5
Well there is that pesky "survival of the human race" thing which, unfortunately, we kinda need kids for. At least until we perfect cloning. Or immortality.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on Nov 17, 2011 19:14:41 GMT -5
Well there is that pesky "survival of the human race" thing which, unfortunately, we kinda need kids for. At least until we perfect cloning. Or immortality. And again, you're implying that a species of self-destructive, violent bigoted and environmentally disastrous not hairy enough apes going extinct is a bad thing  |
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Post by Phantom Stargrave on Nov 17, 2011 19:21:51 GMT -5
No, I'm implying that MY species going extinct is a bad thing. Because, you know, I'm a part of it. Besides, I'm kinda partial to them. There's no other race in the universe that makes ice cream as good. Or alcohol. |
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Post by Phantom Stargrave on Nov 17, 2011 19:24:55 GMT -5
Also, one thing that has not been brought up here: Why the fuck did Bethesda come up with this challenge in the first place, and how many people got fired over it?
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Post by Crom-Cruach on Nov 17, 2011 19:25:42 GMT -5
No, I'm implying that MY species going extinct is a bad thing. Because, you know, I'm a part of it. You're alive now, hence you'll die before this silly excuse for a species goes extinct hence you have no real reason to care that it survives past you and those members of this species you care about. Besides, I'm kinda partial to them. There's no other race in the universe that makes ice cream as good. Or alcohol. That you know off |
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Post by Phantom Stargrave on Nov 17, 2011 19:33:18 GMT -5
I am not gonna go exploring 10 billion cubic lightyears of space just to find good ice cream. I could be getting wasted instead...
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Post by Crom-Cruach on Nov 17, 2011 19:34:44 GMT -5
I am not gonna go exploring 10 billion cubic lightyears of space just to find good ice cream. I could be getting wasted instead... at which point there's no reason why it should matter to you that the species is going extinct because: 1-While you're alive there's plenty of booze and ice cream to fill your needs 2-when you're dead it doesn't matter |
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