bombtina
Sidekick Ledger
Rise up lotus rise this is the beginning
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Post by bombtina on Oct 5, 2012 1:07:21 GMT -5
This is Big barda, she's pretty tough. Oh look, someone shot Barda. Oh, is that blood? Barda doesn’t give a shit. “What’s for lunch?” she asks. Six villains in hot pursuit? Barda doesn’t care. Watch your back all six of you! These humans and their need to fit in. Barda doesn’t care; she wears what she wants. Watch her smash, look at at that smashing. Oh look the guys flying this crate are passed out. Barda doesn’t give a shit. She just shoves those guys aside and grabs the wheel. Ha ha, a killer shark is about to take a bite of Barda. Barda don’t give a shit; she just punches that Shark in the face: Oh, is that a dragon? Stand back lazy fucks, let Barda show it who is the boss. She’ll make that dragon cry like a baby. Oh is that a flat tire? Why use a jack? Barda don’t give a shit; she just lifts that truck right up. What you’re supposed to use a bed for sexy times? Barda don’t give a shit; right here on the floor ‘bro. That Nasty Ass Honey Badger just doesn’t stand a chance.
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Post by Power NeXus on Oct 5, 2012 20:44:59 GMT -5
This made me laugh
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Post by Erik-El on Oct 5, 2012 20:50:34 GMT -5
I read this in Randall's voice.
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Post by NorCalCO on Oct 5, 2012 22:42:32 GMT -5
Lmao!
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