Post by Decoy Elite on Nov 2, 2010 11:38:16 GMT -5
LD 50 Lethal Dose. Well there you go, the title actually does my job for me, I mean who’d watch a movie called LD 50 Lethal Dose? ……..Yeah, I did and this is The Rant: LD 50 Lethal Dose.
LD50LD starts out with something I truly hate. Hippies, oh wait I mean, “animal rights activists” or as I call them “animal hippies”. Anyway it turns out that when they’re not blowing up building full of the animals they plan on saving these hippies are freeing animals from a lab that would be more generically evil unless they added lightning effects. Anyway the hippies soon prove to be massive assholes when they leave one of their members behind because he gets stuck in a bear trap. Great, as you can tell these guys are really likable, doubly so if you’re a hippy hater because at least you get to watch this shit knowing that most of the bastards will die.
Ugh anyway, explaining this movie’s plot gets a little confusing but I’ll try. Bear trap boy gets recruited into some weird as testing thing, tells his friends about (in front of arms guards no less) and then the hippy gang head out to go to lab to save thei- oh wait sorry they’re going there for publicity for their website. And no, that’s not a throwaway gag, that’s their actual reason for going to the new evil lab….aren’t they just so likable? Once there, they do the whole Resident Evil empty base thing, but don’t worry dear reader this movie isn’t a 28 Days Later clone, no, that would actually be entertaining. Instead we get this whole thing where the survivors are picked off one by one until they find bear trap boy, who’s now upgraded into experiment boy. Anyway it turns out he’s killing everyone with his mental powers, so they try pulling the plug on experiment boy or some shit but this doesn’t work. Oh and it turns out one of the guys is even more of an asshole because he knew they’d be killed. Anyway pulling the plug doesn’t work and experiment boy wakes up and attacks, but is killed and the last survivors leave……..except the mega asshole from before who somehow lived, he gets to be killed off by the credits/sequel set up ending.
“Okay, so what does this movie have going for it?” You may ask. My response is a simple one. “Fuck if I know.” You see, the characters are about as likable as the zombies in Dawn of the Dead(abet a little dumber and harder to pity because they’re all assholes), the plot is retarded, and effects are meh at best. So all this movie has is killing people, but honestly it’s not very new or inventive about that either. Basically this movie is something you see on TV, and watch because you’re bored. But don’t watch it. Trust me, it’s a forgetful piece of shit, with bad acting, horrible plot, and the worst cast ever. I guess if you’re a fan of animal right………no wait, you’ll hate it too. Just avoid the damn thing.
LD50LD starts out with something I truly hate. Hippies, oh wait I mean, “animal rights activists” or as I call them “animal hippies”. Anyway it turns out that when they’re not blowing up building full of the animals they plan on saving these hippies are freeing animals from a lab that would be more generically evil unless they added lightning effects. Anyway the hippies soon prove to be massive assholes when they leave one of their members behind because he gets stuck in a bear trap. Great, as you can tell these guys are really likable, doubly so if you’re a hippy hater because at least you get to watch this shit knowing that most of the bastards will die.
Ugh anyway, explaining this movie’s plot gets a little confusing but I’ll try. Bear trap boy gets recruited into some weird as testing thing, tells his friends about (in front of arms guards no less) and then the hippy gang head out to go to lab to save thei- oh wait sorry they’re going there for publicity for their website. And no, that’s not a throwaway gag, that’s their actual reason for going to the new evil lab….aren’t they just so likable? Once there, they do the whole Resident Evil empty base thing, but don’t worry dear reader this movie isn’t a 28 Days Later clone, no, that would actually be entertaining. Instead we get this whole thing where the survivors are picked off one by one until they find bear trap boy, who’s now upgraded into experiment boy. Anyway it turns out he’s killing everyone with his mental powers, so they try pulling the plug on experiment boy or some shit but this doesn’t work. Oh and it turns out one of the guys is even more of an asshole because he knew they’d be killed. Anyway pulling the plug doesn’t work and experiment boy wakes up and attacks, but is killed and the last survivors leave……..except the mega asshole from before who somehow lived, he gets to be killed off by the credits/sequel set up ending.
“Okay, so what does this movie have going for it?” You may ask. My response is a simple one. “Fuck if I know.” You see, the characters are about as likable as the zombies in Dawn of the Dead(abet a little dumber and harder to pity because they’re all assholes), the plot is retarded, and effects are meh at best. So all this movie has is killing people, but honestly it’s not very new or inventive about that either. Basically this movie is something you see on TV, and watch because you’re bored. But don’t watch it. Trust me, it’s a forgetful piece of shit, with bad acting, horrible plot, and the worst cast ever. I guess if you’re a fan of animal right………no wait, you’ll hate it too. Just avoid the damn thing.
