Post by Decoy Elite on Oct 22, 2010 17:11:29 GMT -5
Hello I’m Decoy Elite and this is the Rant. Today’s subject: Bomb Queen #1
This comic…this fucking comic. Ugh. This is what happens when someone takes the idea of fan service and then builds an entire comic around it. It’s just awful. The cover alone is stupid, showing off the main character Bomb Queen in her costume. It’s basically Power Girl’s costume but skimpier. I’ll let that sink in for a second.
The comic’s premise is that a popular super villainess is basically in control of a city with a new guy running for mayor trying to stop her. The problem is that apparently the populous is too retarded to realize she’s not good or some shit. I don’t know, these guys are more retarded than the public in the Marvel Universe. Anyway, the guy running for mayor ends up hiring some other villain to take down Bomb Queen. The problem is that he does this at the end of the issue. You know what happens before that? NOTHING, nothing but pointless fan service and boring duologue. I mean, it’s not even entertaining jokes or anything; it’s just mindless info dumps that serve no real useful purpose and overall just bore the reader.
Ugh, this comic, this fucking comic is unbelievable. It’s just so hard to explain why it’s so bad. I mean, you’d think people would know not to make something like this. BOOBs don’t make a good comic. IT’s not even a porno comic either so what’s the point in all the fan service? If I wanted to read a porno comic, I’d read a damn porno comic, not this bull shit. There are no words to describe just how retarded this comic is. Just, just read it. Just go to the Image comics site and read this piece of shit and then you’ll understand why it fills me with such hate. Overall this comic is just a 1 out of 5 piece of shit.
This comic…this fucking comic. Ugh. This is what happens when someone takes the idea of fan service and then builds an entire comic around it. It’s just awful. The cover alone is stupid, showing off the main character Bomb Queen in her costume. It’s basically Power Girl’s costume but skimpier. I’ll let that sink in for a second.
The comic’s premise is that a popular super villainess is basically in control of a city with a new guy running for mayor trying to stop her. The problem is that apparently the populous is too retarded to realize she’s not good or some shit. I don’t know, these guys are more retarded than the public in the Marvel Universe. Anyway, the guy running for mayor ends up hiring some other villain to take down Bomb Queen. The problem is that he does this at the end of the issue. You know what happens before that? NOTHING, nothing but pointless fan service and boring duologue. I mean, it’s not even entertaining jokes or anything; it’s just mindless info dumps that serve no real useful purpose and overall just bore the reader.
Ugh, this comic, this fucking comic is unbelievable. It’s just so hard to explain why it’s so bad. I mean, you’d think people would know not to make something like this. BOOBs don’t make a good comic. IT’s not even a porno comic either so what’s the point in all the fan service? If I wanted to read a porno comic, I’d read a damn porno comic, not this bull shit. There are no words to describe just how retarded this comic is. Just, just read it. Just go to the Image comics site and read this piece of shit and then you’ll understand why it fills me with such hate. Overall this comic is just a 1 out of 5 piece of shit.
