Post by Decoy Elite on Oct 21, 2010 17:47:56 GMT -5
Hello, this Decoy(Elite) and this is the Rant. Today's subject: Home Alone for the NES.
First off, what were they thinking? What idiot actually thought that freakin' Home Alone would make a good game? HOME ALONE?!? How do you even make that into a game!? Answer: You don't. And they didn't instead they made some nonsensical piece of crap that is nigh unplayable. Okay, so I start out playing and I immediately have an issue. I can't attack, at all. I just can't. Secondly, I have no idea what I'm doing. You start out at the bottom of a house, so I assume you're suppose to head up to the attic. But when I try and do that, these freakin' robbers come in through the front door and track me down and kill me. I can't really fight them because, you guessed it, I can't freakin' attack. It's aggravating and stupid. I also can't run away because they're faster than me, so I'm screwed there too. Okay, so clearly I can't head up. So instead I try exploring around down stairs and you know what happens? Those f$%^ing robbers show up again and kill me! The only difference is they get to me twice as fast!
This game is a piece of crap. The premise is stupid, the gameplay is non-existent and it's just impossible to play. I give this old piece of crap a 1 out of 5, because I'm saving my 0 for something even worse.
First off, what were they thinking? What idiot actually thought that freakin' Home Alone would make a good game? HOME ALONE?!? How do you even make that into a game!? Answer: You don't. And they didn't instead they made some nonsensical piece of crap that is nigh unplayable. Okay, so I start out playing and I immediately have an issue. I can't attack, at all. I just can't. Secondly, I have no idea what I'm doing. You start out at the bottom of a house, so I assume you're suppose to head up to the attic. But when I try and do that, these freakin' robbers come in through the front door and track me down and kill me. I can't really fight them because, you guessed it, I can't freakin' attack. It's aggravating and stupid. I also can't run away because they're faster than me, so I'm screwed there too. Okay, so clearly I can't head up. So instead I try exploring around down stairs and you know what happens? Those f$%^ing robbers show up again and kill me! The only difference is they get to me twice as fast!
This game is a piece of crap. The premise is stupid, the gameplay is non-existent and it's just impossible to play. I give this old piece of crap a 1 out of 5, because I'm saving my 0 for something even worse.
