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Post by Lunacyde Prime on May 26, 2011 20:53:28 GMT -5
The Mighty Ducks: There is NO defense against the Triple Deke.
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Post by Power NeXus on May 26, 2011 21:07:55 GMT -5
DragonballZ: yelling makes you stronger
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 21:20:50 GMT -5
Ironman: a person can build and own their own military tech hardware aka weapon of mass destruction without it being taken away by the government.
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Post by Lunacyde Prime on May 26, 2011 21:52:58 GMT -5
Haha what is the government gonna do...say drop your shit? He creates all their weapons and the Iron man suit is far more advanced then anything he let them have.
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spoilsport
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I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old and I've just lost track of my moral code.
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Post by spoilsport on May 26, 2011 22:02:00 GMT -5
Full contact fistfights between skilled enough opponents can last up to and over ten minutes.
- Every martial arts movie ever
A flying jump is a lethal attack that can and will instantaneously kill someone.
-The Chinese Connection
God help you if you say "I'll be right back".
-Every slasher movie ever (and I'm looking at you, Scream!)
Booze, cigs, and a suit are very important assets to have when trying to attract women.
-Bond. James Bond.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on May 26, 2011 22:44:25 GMT -5
unless you have a name you are irrelevant.
-every action movie ever.
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 22:58:04 GMT -5
unless you have a name you are irrelevant. -every action movie ever. i learned that from austin power's dad when he spoke to the unnamed henchman.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on May 26, 2011 23:00:51 GMT -5
You needed Austin power's dad to learn that? lol, teasing...
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 23:04:49 GMT -5
nah, i just never thought deeply about it. he just reminded me that is all.
Troy: i learned that ancient greek soldiers were really Mexicans(extra's)
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Post by Crom-Cruach on May 26, 2011 23:05:55 GMT -5
80's action movies: you only run out of bullets when someone important shows up to fight you.
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 23:08:57 GMT -5
The Mummy: i learned that ancient egyptian kings and royal family and court were mostly anglo europeans.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on May 26, 2011 23:10:16 GMT -5
The Mummy: i learned that ancient egyptian kings and royal family and court were mostly anglo europeans. and they wielding japanese weapons (sais)
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 23:13:27 GMT -5
Bruce Lee Movies: i learned that apparently Japanese and Chinese dont like each other and look pretty much alike to me. that it was a segregated society and China was occupied by the Japanese
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Post by Crom-Cruach on May 26, 2011 23:16:43 GMT -5
The last legion (god that sucked): apparently Arthur's mother was some Indian lady who did martial arts.
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 23:19:08 GMT -5
wait what? i dont remember that, or are you referring to author's mom being an actual indigenous Britannic druid like person and not roman?
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Post by Crom-Cruach on May 26, 2011 23:20:54 GMT -5
wait what? i dont remember that, or are you referring to author's mom being an actual indigenous Britannic druid like person and not roman? no I mean indian, as in from india a female Kyshatriya (which by the way makes even less sense). That movies was so awful it made my eyes bleed and the historian in me cry.
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 23:24:56 GMT -5
oops..... i was thinking of King Arthur... that was an alright movie..
Thor: that ancient gods are just super advance aliens with knowledge of magic or super science.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on May 26, 2011 23:25:54 GMT -5
No Capes, they are death traps
-the incredibles-
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 23:31:50 GMT -5
Batman: that it is not murder to allow someone to die.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on May 26, 2011 23:33:26 GMT -5
Army of Darkness: Why yes, Bruce Campbell is a god
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