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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 17:26:34 GMT -5
what have you learned from watching movies, have you picked up any life lessons?
please post what you learned.
I have learned that no matter where you go in the world everyone speaks english even at home whether it is China, Africa, or the ancient Past.
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Post by Admin on May 26, 2011 17:28:11 GMT -5
Commando: You never need to reload a weapon.
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Post by Supreme Marvel on May 26, 2011 17:34:09 GMT -5
If the audience know you don't go into a room. You die.
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Post by Admin on May 26, 2011 17:35:44 GMT -5
Hangover: It's easy to escort a tiger into a highly populated hotel, up an elevator, then into a bathroom....While extremely drunk.
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 17:56:16 GMT -5
I learned that with a few weeks of Karate you can challenge anyone in full combat.
Karate Kid
also that by standing up to bullies you not only win with your new found skills but you earn their respect as well as fear.
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Post by Admin on May 26, 2011 18:00:49 GMT -5
Spider-Man 3: Being darker means you'll wear your hair down and get a massive confidence boost which reaches the point of blatant arrogance.
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 18:16:53 GMT -5
I learned that it doesnt matter what you look like or if you are overweight if you are fat and have a nice smile, build up your confidence you can land a hot girl who loves you for you.
Hitch - with Kevin James
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Post by Power NeXus on May 26, 2011 18:26:50 GMT -5
V for Vendetta: wearing a metal plate over your chest will protect your entire body from point-blank automatic gunfire.
James Bond: even if the bad guy has you at his mercy, he will always talk long enough for you to think of a way out of the situation.
X-Men Origins Wolverine: if you have metal on your bones, you can be immune to a full-power optic blast by crossing your arms in front of your chest.
The Dark Knight: never trust a guy who asks if you want to see a magic trick.
Any action movie: cars NEVER get flat tires, even if you've been driving full-speed through broken glass and rubble for the last ten minutes.
Any action movie where people will probably die: if you're black, it sucks to be you.
Pirates of the Caribbean: you can be a murderer, theif, and a remorseless backstabber, and still be the movie's main protagonist whom everybody loves.
The Matrix: if a black guy shows you into his private quarters, tells you the world isn't real, and then offers you pills, you should take them.
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Post by Admin on May 26, 2011 18:29:23 GMT -5
The one and only rule:
If it bleeds...We can kill it.
-Predator
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 19:06:18 GMT -5
any police movie: it is okay to violate constitutional and criminal laws if they are criminals as well as apply blackmail and torture tactics in the questioning room.. police will always look the other way and no one cares.
and you dont need to record the interrogation sessions
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Post by Power NeXus on May 26, 2011 19:46:26 GMT -5
Any police movie: the bad guy will always be caught by that one cop who's so obsessed with the case that his chief is like "dood ur too intense so we're taking u off teh case" and then he's like "hmmph well f**k dat, imma go find teh baddies all by myself"
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 19:51:06 GMT -5
any police movie: the police precinct is always infested with dirty cops even the good cop is a mild version of a dirty cop who will bring the rest to justice.
Chuck Norris movies: bullets are afraid to hit Chuck Norris cause it might hurt and kill them upon impact
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Post by Power NeXus on May 26, 2011 19:53:03 GMT -5
Any action movie: fist fights never make your knuckles bleed
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 20:02:51 GMT -5
aliens all want to hunt you down, conquer and eat you but if you use window XP you can hijack their tech and propel them back oh and water is acid to them so they invade a planet that is like 70% water and human's who are also mostly water.
They also have crappy immune systems and dont wear battle armor
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Post by Purrpura Bastette on May 26, 2011 20:05:37 GMT -5
Inertia ceases to exist when attempting to jump out of a moving vehicle.
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 20:09:22 GMT -5
Hey, i know you. i seen you somewhere, i cant place my finger on it though >_>
I learned that spies are all young mid 20 to 30 attractive males and females with olympic level attributes who can charm the pants off of you.
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Post by Gender on May 26, 2011 20:09:23 GMT -5
Don't feed your pets after midnight.
Love or Friendship can suddently give you a power increase that can save the day.
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Post by Khaos King on May 26, 2011 20:11:20 GMT -5
how do you make a gif thingy?  Solar Radiation will grant you powers sometimes for the good and sometimes for the bad but their will be a mutation involved. |
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Post by Erik-El on May 26, 2011 20:34:43 GMT -5
V for Vendetta: wearing a metal plate over your chest will protect your entire body from point-blank automatic gunfire. Lol I am pretty sure he died because of those arm and leg wounds. |
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Post by Gender on May 26, 2011 20:40:37 GMT -5
how do you make a gif thingy? Solar Radiation will grant you powers sometimes for the good and sometimes for the bad but their will be a mutation involved. Youtube it, there are a few dozen videos for it I think. =P |
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