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Post by Power NeXus on Jun 1, 2011 0:22:03 GMT -5
When toads get hit by lightning, the same thing happens to them as to everything else.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on Jun 1, 2011 15:45:39 GMT -5
Thor: For each time he kicks ass, there are 5 times he jobs.
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Post by Khaos King on Jun 1, 2011 16:17:07 GMT -5
superman: aliens can interbreed with us humans
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Post by Crom-Cruach on Jun 1, 2011 16:18:47 GMT -5
Star Wars: rocks beat lasers.
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Post by Power NeXus on Jun 1, 2011 17:54:00 GMT -5
Star Wars: if you want to protect your rebel base from a giant planet-destroying machine, the best plan is to put a planet between you and the planet-destroyer so it can't hit you.
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Post by Khaos King on Jun 1, 2011 18:59:46 GMT -5
Cop movies: Cops are either there when you need them or arrive in less then 5 minutes of a crime in progress, too late to save you but enough time for you to be avenged.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on Jun 1, 2011 19:39:43 GMT -5
Sports movies: talent has no bearing on if you'll win or not.
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Post by Supreme Marvel on Jun 1, 2011 19:40:59 GMT -5
You shoot the trunk of a car, they explode.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on Jun 1, 2011 19:41:53 GMT -5
Katanas can cut through anything, anything...
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Post by Khaos King on Jun 5, 2011 14:09:11 GMT -5
Knights Tale/The Mask : If you start dancing everyone else will break into an impromptu dance and know the dance step.
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Post by Crom-Cruach on Jun 5, 2011 14:58:27 GMT -5
Conan movie: pushing a wheel gives you super-human strength. Regardless of starvation.
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